You can really enjoy an otherwise ordinary day with a new piece of clothing.  You know, something you got on a whim and begin a storied adventure of outfitting, hijinking and other nonsense.  Today was that day with a white Uniqlo linen long sleeve that the missus surprised me yesterday in order to combat the swampy days of late.  I emphasize was because on the way home from the dinner + movie date night, I felt a sudden itch inside my wrist, instinctively scratched it with my belly, and WHATTHEHELLAREYOUKIDDINGME.

This is why I can’t have nice things.

P.s.  If it wasn’t for it’s utility as the single organism that allowed Jurassic Park to be possible, mosquitoes would serve ZERO purpose on  this earth.