The Missus went out for a cross-town errand run, so for  a few hours the home became the pad.  And of what debauchery and bad things did I get participate?

Shoe shining.  I silently keep a distance away from my shoe shining box, because I just don’t want to get started on a pair.  But of course, if you maintain a little bit over time, it’s really not that bad.  So I threw THE COSMOS on and made this happen, finally:

It might’ve been Neil Degrasse Tyson’s delightfully scientific baritone to set me at peace, but for the first time I was determined to work in a mirror shine at the toe end of my shoe.  It’s definitely a doable task, but it’s gonna take a whole lot of practice and patience.