The celebrated Man Cave is a universal goal we hope to accomplish in our lifetime. Whether it an oak and book-paper soaked library for one, or gut shaking surround sound movie den, the purpose remains the same: a tiny plot of wall-to-wall escape to be the man you desire to be with the totems of manliness within a few paces’ reach. Since I currently have neither the means nor the space to realize my own Battlestar Galactica study, to the barbershop I go, and what a barbershop I found.