Well fine then, universe. It didn’t really fit that well anyway.

You can really enjoy an otherwise ordinary day with a new piece of clothing.  You know, something you got on a whim and begin a storied adventure of outfitting, hijinking and other nonsense.  Today was that day with a white Uniqlo linen long sleeve that the missus surprised me yesterday in order to combat the swampy days of late.  I emphasize was because on the way home from the dinner + movie date night, I felt a sudden itch inside my wrist, instinctively scratched it with my belly, and WHATTHEHELLAREYOUKIDDINGME.

Bloodbloodblood

This is why I can’t have nice things.

P.s.  If it wasn’t for it’s utility as the single organism that allowed Jurassic Park to be possible, mosquitoes would serve ZERO purpose on  this earth.

Making Good Hair

My first real hair crisis occurred sometime around sixth grade.  I should blame myself for this disaster, but I think it’s fair to place a bit of responsibility in the hands of the Backstreet Boys.

On a lazy Saturday MTV binge, “Quit Playing Games with My Heart” flashed on the screen for the umpteenth time, and a particular detail about the video caught my eye.

Quit playing games with my hair

I wanted that hair.  I didn’t rationalize or question it: I wanted the Caesar that swept across the nation in the late 90s along with frosted tips and coordinated dance moves.  However, with my straight and poofy Asian hair, I couldn’t achieve these curled bangs without some help.  Ensured that I was home alone, I went to my parents’ bathroom and plugged in my mother’s curling iron.  I fiddled with a device I’ve never used, pinched a tuft of hair in the clip, rolled, and singed my forehead with that awful, awful machine.  With equal parts shame and singey pain I hastily threw the iron back into the cabinet and lived with the rest of the day with one patch of curled bang, and the rest of the week with a patch of burned skin right below it.